Letter #4

the mostest excitingist news ever i received a letter. it said caldon preece you have hereby been called to serve in the  raintree mission, speaking spanglish it is expected that you will serve from tuesday the 28th until the following wednesday unless your visa doesn't come then you get to stay for longer or be reassigned which ever is most painful for you. . .. . .YAY i get to go back to my own room again. its like college but worse yay. exciting. right i know. i freaking hope i get my same room and I really glad i moved out that fun. but yeah so i'm actually kind of excited. this is going to be great. its like i'm going to the field but not cause it won't. but yeah more updates on that when they happen. all i know is that we are going to move. oh and we get to host that's going to be sweet. 

sweet the mtc is a roller coaster, and i be feeling the whiplash. anyway as i write you i'm pounding the animal crackers. they're great. reminds me of south jordan yeah good times. 

sorry i'm really out of it. I didn't sleep too well last night. I think that was because I got a new companion for a day and then he left that next morning. i know tragic. Elder Schagel yeah he's cool all of his district left him and so we adopted him. and then we kicked him off at the curb and he got on a bus and then a train and then another bus and then a plane to go to fresno cali cause he didn't get his visa. sad day. some day he will make it to peru. lima west i think. any way i miss him and stuff. His district were our best friends they loved foursquere and sloths and cats but that was just heramana vialobos (means village of wolves. weird i know) oh yeah and two of the elders from that district got peru visas.

so this week was pretty cool I got castigado muchas veces but when you have a lot of energy and are in the black hole of energy sucking activities yeah. that probably isn't a correct analogy but pretty much i realize i never want to go to catholic school. yeah never. but the cool thing about the mtc is there are other people here just like me. sort of their worse and they get beaten by the mtc presidency. like two days ago the new districts decide to have the rainbow challenge. which is like a rainbow of different beverages and they tried to see who could drink the fastest. and yeah it ended with president nally chastising the living day lights out of them it was great.

 except for i felt terrible because i should have stopped them. yeah it was great. when president nally came over i split with elder eddington. and i think pres. nally quoted the scripture: when i was a boy i talked as a boy etc. but when i became a man i put a way childish things yeah. ahaha it was bad.

oh the new districts are lame they won't play four square with us or kick or do anything fun. they're okay but lame. and it makes me sad. But we love them anyway.

oh and we almost committed a person to be baptized. i'm stoked. apparently the doctrine of christ is more interesting with stories from your own life. who knew all this time we have been like hey this is the doctrine will you pray? and now we are like hey this is how i use this in my life. and people love it . we start teaching our classmates this week that's going to be fun. cause our spanish sucks. no really like i can understand them, but its not good.

we played volleyball the other day that was sweet just us and the thailanders. they're nice unlike this cambodian chick who freaking hates my ties. yeah she's dumb. she was making fun of my flower tie (which i do want more of.) anyway. yeah she just came up randomly and said i hate your tie, and i was like your welcome. anyway yeah super stoked for raintree and other things like a visa. and i hear the food at raintree won't be as bad as here. oh and recently i have been loving rice leche y azucar microwaved. yeah that hits the spot which i am shaking from side to side with the mystomachhurtsies. oh and with raintree we get to host for the newbies on the second day we get their which is great. yeah.

i saw nick boyer and he's married and happy and i was happy and it was great. i love it.

oh and i'm district leader almost forgot. yeah it sucks i have to do stuff. the first three weeks were great. i just got to chill and have a party. now i have to go to meetings.

yeah favorite mtc candy: wint o green mints and chips and salsa. they're great. 

anyway loves and such.

I am thankful for food that nearly kills me because i'm still partly alive and my bowels will be able to cope with the great stuff that peru will throw at me.

if you don't like the way i'm writing my letters let me know cause i think i'm doing good. 

much loves good luck with the wedding and stuff. tell J y B to mind their P's and Q's and to stop stressing. in the infamous words of uchtdorf stop it.

sincerwly your best boy ever. i love your guys guts and letters are cool. citas are better and the packages are bomb. but you can lay off the food cause i'm fat. hahahahahaha unless its chips and salsa cause their bomb. 

oh last awesome story i make cheese chips in the cafeteria best meal of the mtc. yeah the salad bar had cheese and some unidentifable mess of stuff was served with chips and i added olives. i was thinking my mommy would be so proud of my culinary skillz and yeah that is what happened

paz afuera familia (peace out family)

hasta la proxima semana (until next week)