dear. family i hate freaking and disobedient misionaries.

so  all the missionaries down here that are latin say freaking all the freaking time, and it really is starting to work on me cause i say it now. urrgggg but with time i will kick that habit too. they also say crapear which is supposedly crap. anyway that's just some mish jergas for ya.

something interesting is people actually read my blog. the other day hermana roper said her mother read the story about the scorpian in the bath room. yeah needless to say i was a tad bit . . . . . not imbaressead ahahahahahahahaha 

star wars quote of the day 

as han solo once said 

good against a remote is one thing. . . good against the living that's something else.

so elder julcapoma {a mouthful i know} is rather well like a typical kid whose mom never let him buy his own clothes, but i'll let y'all guess how old he is. hahaha it will shock you to death. 

also so far with my companions, all of them have started with a really awkward hug. don't know what that symbolizes, but i know it's probably a bad omen.

any way he has a spirit and enthusiasm like a 5 year old on a sugar high. but that's not the problem. the problem is he is new and doesn't know the secrets of the work yet {in other words how to bs like crazy hem hem use the spirit smiley face}, and all he wants to do is practice practice and more practice. and he takes forever during planing. we planned one night for almost 2 hours needless to say i need to repent for being cross and impatient. (it's a work in progress) that i call repentance 

but all's well. apparently he likes to cook a lot, so i hope he teaches me how to cook peruvian food, but i doubt it. speaking of food our pensionista is awesome. she makes tacos that are the bomb. also i have gained like 6 kilos its scary. i have fat. 

as for the dentist he said a lot of words in spanish that i didn't really understand,and the theme of the office was of course finding nemo. 

as for my teeth i quote with translation "your dental work is very bakan (gravy or cool)" haha he had tons of questions about my  permanent retainer, which i didn't have the answers. haaha tell bart gardner that a peruvian dentist has a dentist crush.

we got in a wreck the other day. a little fender bender, but we just rolled on. so i think they don't have insurance. haah the streets down here be crazy.